“Is that cocaine five feet away?”
“It can’t be better than painkillers, Thomas.”
“But Peter, this is Suburbia!
…not some scene from a Mark Twain novel.”
“Thomas, you do know
sometimes
in winter
on certain occasions,
you’re just a pain in the ass.”
“Peter, it’s a leap away.”
“Thomas, it’s time for a nap.”

*Cats No. 15 and 16 of the 500 Cats Project